I think I feel sad.

Ebay.

I looked for dresses on Ebay. I found a dress... I placed my first ever bid on Ebay for my wedding dress. It came down to minutes and then seconds and I was going to win the dress--But wait! What! Huh! No! I didn't win the dress. THREE more people place bids on the dress in seconds before the auction closed.

I guess buying a new wedding dress for 36 bucks isn't reality... at least not yet!